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Legend of the Concussed Duck Once upon a time there was a duck.Legend of the Concussed Duck by ~SR388
He was in a graveyard. The duck looked around the graveyard, but couldn't remember why he was there. His head hurt, so he walked out of the graveyard and there upon the ground the duck found a large stone.
"Ah-ha!" said the duck. "Here, this stone I feel is important and holds the reason to why I was in the graveyard and why my head hurts!" To test his theory, the duck hit his head upon the stone and then walked back into the graveyard, where, once upon a time there was a duck.
He was in a graveyard...
Horice Pickle teaser Title:Horice Pickle teaser by ~SR388
The Horrible Plan of Horice Pickle
Synopsis:
Horice Pickle hates mashed potatoes, but now he has a plan.
Excerpt:
Only one plastic bag remained on the table and Horice carefully noted how it was crumpled and wrinkled. It looked how plastic grocery bags get after they've been balled up and tossed in a bin under the sink so they could be used again later. The handles of the bag had been tied in a knot. Grocery stores never tied the handles on their bags.
With a sinking heart, Horice started to open the bag. He could already tell there were only a few items in the bag and he dreaded what they could be.
The first thing he pulled out
Pride 
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